Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Craft services

The people who provide snacks such as granola bars and chips or fruit and veggies on a movie set.

The catering on that movie wasn't all that but craft services really rocked!

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

immaculate data services

A young individual selling All network data exclusive to Nigerian only

Buy your data from Immaculate data services

by Ayobamiii February 5, 2020

F.E.S (Furry Extermination Services)

Legit just a rip off of the A.F.C and I led by a furry, F.E.S is known for doing dog shit things with games, specifically on roblox.

Hey, heard of the F.E.S (Furry Extermination Services) ?
Yeah, they are pretty fuggin retarded.

by AntiFur Updates July 6, 2023

servie

other word for lame script-kiddy

rofl. you're so much servie.

by yeaaaaay.i.got.maaaaail.yeeeaaay January 23, 2004

a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

by henry August 23, 2003

Xe Services

The company that is in charge of creating Blackwater. a.k.a. the best company ever created.

Guy 1: "I was just hired by the Xe Services."

Guy 2: "What does that mean?"

Guy 1: "I'm more awesome than you."

by blackdude2 July 7, 2010