Seniority

Seniority gets you whatever you want other than someone who is older than you, even when they call dibs

I call seniority on shotgun

by Micheal the Chase Man February 23, 2021

Super senior

Stays back senior year so they can still smell the freshman’s coochies

Super seniors are bottom feeders of cesspools.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 8, 2024

Summer senior

A high school kid who has finished their junior year and who has immediately fallen off the boat and has increased their chances of not graduating. (Usage of drugs, alcohol, etc. are often the cause)

Did you see John go on that 72 hr bender right after his English exam?
Yeah man he became a summer senior very quickly.

by YourMomPeakedInHighSchool May 19, 2021

Harding Senior High

A school in Saint Paul, Minnesota where fake asian gangsters who pretend to be drug addicts. They get their asses whooped in all sports, especially football. The entire school is filled with dopeheads.

You go to Harding Senior High? Let’s stop talking.

by sorrymomimonurbandictionary November 8, 2019

Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015

Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

a dumbass bitch that lives on the street

You do not want to be Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

by Duma$$ Bi$h October 17, 2019

Senioritis

The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”

Common symptoms:

- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)

- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.

- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”

- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)

- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.

Cure:

- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!

Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”

Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*

by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020