Seagull Syndrome

The me, my, mine-centered entitlement mentality that has spawned to become commonplace in the 21st century culture. Drawing it's clever name from the movie "Finding Nemo", the term dares to compare our natural, selfish, human instincts to those of a greedy, gobbling seagull who is only bent on finding it's next meal.

seagull syndrome
1. unwillingness to share, selfish tendencies, misplaced entitlement

2. moody neglect, childish behavior,

3. impatience,

by harpandclay March 18, 2014

Seagull

A skanky girl, with a dyke like demeanor ie. short boy like hair. Likes to pick at other people's sloppy seconds.

That girl is a seagull, she's trying to get with my ex-boyfriend.

by squirelhater April 27, 2009

Dirty Seagull

The act of applying sand to one's penis, either through the use of glue or some other adhesive, and penetrating another person sexually, either via anal or vaginal intercourse.

After Susan forgot to pick the clothes from the dry cleaner, Martin gave her a Dirty Seagull.

by Stobyoia January 9, 2015

seahawks

A secret code word used to tell your cousin that you love her And that when she is feeling sad or down there are many people thinking of her and so proud of her. Xxxxx

I'm going to go to bed now, Seahawks, love you. Xxx

by Tiabrooke January 5, 2013

Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.

"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."

by PFabian December 20, 2008

seagull

When youre banging a gurl on the beach and u stick your dick in the sand then stick your sandy dick back in her which then makes he flail her arms and scream like a seagull

"Yo you see that naked girl screaming over there on the beach"
"Yah her boyfriend just gave her the seagull"

by boxer0572 October 15, 2007

seahorse

when you are drunk and fucking a girl, you pee inside her

Bob hooked up with Jane and gave her the seahorse.

by Blue April 6, 2005