scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011

Scratcher

Bed - derived from the actions of a dog, which scratches the ground before settling

"Steve won't get up, he's still in his scratcher . . "

by i2oo February 5, 2013

sclitch

The small piece of toilet paper that gets prematurely ripped off when one is trying to obtain toilet paper from the roll in an attempt to wipe one's ass - typically caused by a consumer who purchases cheap or subpar paper products.

I hate taking a shit at work because all I can grab from the toilet paper dispenser is one "sclitch" after another; it takes me forever to wipe!

by SUPS June 12, 2014

front scratcher

A female who is constantly scratching her crotch area, in front of others.

That front scratcher better go to the gyno soon, this is getting gross!!

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

south african scratch

This is what happens when your friend goes to South Africa and hooks up with a girl name Towamba. Slight burning sensation.

step back...he's got the South African scratch.

by Lil' Reg November 10, 2004

asian butt scratcher

When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.

"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."

by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009

back scratcher

A racial term for an illegal Mexican immigrant. It originated from the myth that Mexicans crawl under the U.S fence to get into America. In the proccess, their backs get scratched from the fence. (Also, see "wet backer")

The darn back scratcher came here just to pick strawberries?!

by Hoon Da Bar August 5, 2005