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scouch

Scumbag who lives on the couch because they have no home; one who practices couch surfing.
Ever since he got fired and lost his apartment, he's been the scouch in our living room.
by Boba Phat December 17, 2009
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scoach

(n) a feeling or sixth sense that people associate with cops, parents, teachers, and other authority figures when feeling sketchy, like they could catch you (smoking dosha? yes)

(v) the action of sneaking around, acting sketchy, or trying not to act sketchy

(adj) the way authority figures and weird, pie kids are

this word is interchangable with sketchy, sketch, scoaching, etc.
it is very hard to define and at times means the opposite of itself.
it can be used in place of almost any word.
it can be used to describe almost anything.
"that kid is so scoach"
"i feel scoach about this"
"you are so scoach"
"i tried to like, scoach out of there before anything happened"
"that cop just scoached up on us, scoooooooach"
"this is the scoachest thing we have ever done, by far"
by johnnnnnnn_ August 25, 2009
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scoochie

On Line Nickname for a real live person named Thomas "TJ" Walker, JR of Upstate NY. Dubbed with said Nicname in 1995.
Scoochie logs on to a local BBS.
by Thomas Walker, JR November 12, 2003
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Scotchy Scumbag

Someone from the Scotswood (supposedly called "Scotchy") area of Newcastle-upon-Tyne (North-East England). They're too much scumbags to be charvers and they're not proper Geordies either.
One Scotchy Scumbag is a girl (well 16-year-old) who got knocked down by a police car and got killed, and everyone nearby used it as an excuse to kick off a riot.
by Anonymouse 2 November 15, 2010
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scooch

noun: A creepy male in his late twenties to early forties who rides his bike everywhere, presumable because his license was taken away for legal reasons. Not every man who rides his bike is a scooch. For example, non-scooches ride their bikes for environmental or athletic reasons. Scooches, on the the other hand, seem to exist only to make people uncomfortable and should be avoided at all costs.
Earl's a scooch now because he got his third DUI and he's not allowed to drive anymore.

Hey, there's a scooch sitting under the tree over there touching himself. We should leave.

Aaron's car broke down and now he has to ride his bike everywhere like a freaking scooch.
by Charlie_Svetlana September 1, 2016
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Slorch

The princess of the skank kingdom. A cognate of the words SLut, whORe, and bitCH.
That SLORCH screwed another guy while in a 1 year relationship.
by The Secretary December 18, 2009
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Slorch

slut, whore, and snitch combined
She called me a Slorch yesterday!
by Klassy words July 19, 2016
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