A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.
Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
by ThatBitch123456789 January 25, 2023
by TheLimist September 09, 2023
The not popular meme of going into a Starbucks and getting a venti, latte, etc. and slamming it on the Starbucks table/Floor. And then saying that "CHICKFILA IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID DRINKS." and start stomping on the coffee.
by burn your fat January 08, 2025
Edginess that skirts the line of demonetization and actually hurting people's feelings. Effectively edginess while exclusively "punching up".
Safe edgy people joke about white people and white counties like Italy, France, England etc. but never say actual racial slurs. Might say "faggot" if they're gay or gay-adjacent but only use it in a positive tone or aggressive tone towards people who aren't gay. They occasionally make jokes about "zionists" and Jews but claim to not be anti-semitic.
Safe edgy people joke about white people and white counties like Italy, France, England etc. but never say actual racial slurs. Might say "faggot" if they're gay or gay-adjacent but only use it in a positive tone or aggressive tone towards people who aren't gay. They occasionally make jokes about "zionists" and Jews but claim to not be anti-semitic.
Idubbbz went from being actually edgy to only being safe edgy in a few years due to his wife and Youtube pushing against his edginess.
by Anon E. Mouz August 20, 2024
People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.
Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.
Safe Edgy
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.
Safe Edgy
by J4VA February 11, 2024
Somewhere nobody disagrees, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everybody is like minded, and there are no bigots, misgynists, chauvinists, racists, or homophobes allowed, and everything is sanitised. The food is all vegan because it's the one and only right way to eat.
The restaurant is a safe zone and the country is turning into one, it is not possible for anyone to get knocked down, fall, or die there, because the dangers are somewhere else.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
You bruda Safe Safe 2
by eewfefef November 30, 2006