Fart Symphony

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.

The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.

by Ketem December 14, 2014

Player's sympathy

An act of sympathy when a person that is winning by a great margin in a sports or other competitive activity "goes easy" to lessen the embarrassment or pain of the losing person(s).

Drew was winning 56-0 against Bill in Madden, so he showed Player's sympathy by easing up on coverage so that Bill could get on the board.

by rinktolink October 2, 2011

Sympathy Slam

To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.

Sympathy slam?

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third June 5, 2010

penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.

Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.

by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007

symbolism

A word that can be used to pass advanced English class if used enough times.

teacher: so what does this book tell us about society?
student: Dude, it's like, symbolism, you know, sybolism, symbolism...uh...SYMBOLYSIM!
teacher: A+++++++++++++ FOREVER!
student: Dude, THAT is symbolim.

by Danny Peterson January 11, 2004

Symp

a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend. (aka arjun via natalie).

Arjun u sympin ass can't let natalie do that to you

by biscuitdogggg May 30, 2016

Matt Symons

the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.

1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.

by Caity&+Gabi were really here October 18, 2008