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Swarajist

They are Ambiverted friend magnets.

They have a lot of friends but only show their real selves to the ones they trust the most .
They have clout but don’t necessarily realise they do, or brag about it.

When you talk to a real swarajist, and unfortunately won’t like them, you’ll presumably not like the other

They either like you a lot, or don’t care about you.
Raks and hayah been swarajists since 2021
by CinnamonToastMunch March 20, 2022
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Swagmegistus

A very cute yellow turtle that practices occultism.
It is originally the pet yurtle (yellow turtle) of the legendary Hermes Trismegistus, who provided much swag synonymously in esoteric knowledge. It was lost for two hundred years, reportedly kidnapped by Paracelsus and then later resurrected by John Dee, whom later Swagmegistus famously told him to swap wives with Edward Kelley.

In that instance the Count of St. Germain magically teleported into John Deeznuts's office and saved Swagmegistus from his exasperation.

Swagmegistus later met famed occultist Aleister Crowley at the British Museum in the form of Heqet, but Crowley was more interested in the Stele of Ankh-ef-en-Khonsu, which left Swagmegistus very confused because he was artefact 69, a sacred number in Thelema along with 93.
John Dee: That Swagmegistus fucker told us to swap wives.
Edward Kelley: Ohhh, how wise, just like Master Oogway.
John Dee: Who now?
by Swagmegistus November 7, 2022
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shop & swap

Shop & Swap is the term used when speaking about the act of purchasing and returning clothing after one wear. Many people "shop and swap" after shopping at relatively or very expensive stores (ie; H&M, Abercrombie & Fitch, Neiman Marcus etc...)and purchasing clothes they want wear on dates, to school, clubs, parties and so fourth...but can't afford to keep. Label-whore's are known the engage in this practice to remain in keeping with trends but still able to actually afford to eat.

Though most stores consider it theft in the long run, many see no problem with and compare it to renting a tux.
I was so stoked when I found out I could dress like Paris Hilton on a starving artists budget though shop & swap.
by urbanr0cker May 2, 2008
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taco swapper

A slang term for a lesbian, dyke, or a woman who is swapping her taco with another.
Yeah, I hit on that bitch but she wasn't into guys, she was a taco swapper.
by Josh Gentelin December 9, 2008
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Penguin Swag

A hip style of transportation by foot that resembles a penguin walking. Usually done as a result of one's trousers descending.
Jeremiah and Ricardo looking fly with their penguin swag on.
by FrankCantThinkOfAUsername October 6, 2010
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schreyer swag

the swag of any person who is a scholar by day...and a freak by night ;)
we're ready to get our schreyer swag on this weekend....getting slizzarddddd!
by SchreyerSkankk October 28, 2010
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cookin swag

Chef, pot, knife, cookin swag!!!
by Speed Racer Bro April 20, 2011
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