When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.
Surprise!!!
Surprise!!!
by levarselosmonos April 07, 2011
When a girl that you like isn't paying attention, so you want to pleasure her by sweeping her off your feet so you whip it out and SURPRISE! you stick it in and whip it out before she even has time to react!
Graham: Hey bro, did you surprise fuck Paige yet?
Reese: Not yet man, I'm working on it here.
Graham: Awww come on man, you are such a PUSSY. Just do it, thats how i was made
Reese: Not yet man, I'm working on it here.
Graham: Awww come on man, you are such a PUSSY. Just do it, thats how i was made
by Graham the man January 18, 2009
When your fucking a girl from behind real hard and your dick accidently slips out of her pussy and tears into her ass.
by FilthyMan69 March 29, 2006
the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
by shocktrooper December 08, 2010
by Rim Reaper 69 December 16, 2018
The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.
by .Bruk November 15, 2009
by Heyapple! June 29, 2010