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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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last stomp

A sentence used by roblox barbies or kens when they give up on you saying last stomp and then logging while jumping.
Barbie: catch this last stomp

Tryhard: ur a barbie ofc
by robloxbarbiedefinitions August 26, 2023
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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stomp on men

what feminists say when men are just being idiots
person 1: OMG i hate men so much!!
person 2: ikr? we should do something
person 3: just stomp on men! easy ;)
by oh heck nah November 21, 2022
mugGet the stomp on menmug.

Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 25, 2015
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Ronful Stomp

The utter domination of your forces in a battle.
"BRO YOU JUST GOT RONFUL STOMPED"
by aitomic December 9, 2021
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Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.
“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”
by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024
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