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The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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Rocket stomp

Breaking the nucleus on your fart so it gives a sense of added methane to the air.
Holy shit bro! You gave that one a fucking rocket stomp.
by ToxicHog June 29, 2019
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curb stomp-able

An adjective to describe a racist person that causes annoyance to one’s everyday life.
Person A: This person that keeps referring to me as “Chinese Girl” wants to talk to me more, I think they might like me.

Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
by Ozzieiei September 8, 2021
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stomped a bird

Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick
by yaboicuulin September 29, 2017
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Cookie Stomp

When you bust someone's balls or rain on someone's parade.
"Hey man, I just got a new job."
"I don't wish to cookie stomp, but frankly, I don't give a fuck."
by AutismoTheGrande September 23, 2019
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Thug stomp

A thug stomp is very similar to being stomped but it’s full force! There is no holding back and the perpetrators are usually wearing Timberland’s, some other type of heavy boot or all black Air Force Ones. NEVER EVER mess with a man wearing all black AF1’s.
Did you see those guys thug stomp the shit out of that guy? He’s going to be hurting for weeks! You could hear his bones crack and crunch.
by Wicked Overlord November 24, 2021
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Curb Stomp

When U Forcefully Put Someones Teeth On A Curb and Stomp The Fuck Out oF eITHER thEir bAKS oR hEADS cAUSING sERIOUSE INJuRiES oR sOMETimES dEATH.
"DOOD THE FUQ HAPPEND TO U"
"sOMEBUHY cUR SThAM mE"

Curb Stomp
by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 11, 2018
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