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furry spread

the sight of a hairy ass hole when you spread someone's butt cheeks
yeah i was going to give her a sneaky castro on her ass hole but i couldn't do it cause she had a furry spread
by furryspreader October 8, 2014
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Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.
Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*
by SeafloorSpreader November 14, 2024
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Glute Spread

Gymbro speak for going to shit, with some opportunity to fit in a gay joke
1: Bro I gotta go do a glute spread real quick
2: I’ll come help you with that bro 👅
by CCentauri22 August 26, 2025
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spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.
"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"
by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017
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Spread

Spread wide for me you whore. *later* Ohhhh Yesss daddy ohhh ooo oh yeah harder! Harder!
by Horny hussaina November 17, 2023
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Munch Spread

Noun: A complete list of all people that you have performed the act of munching upon.
Yo bro, show me your munch spread, there's no way its bigger than mine.
by ApeRepublic April 26, 2024
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spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data
by honneamise April 13, 2021
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