Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023

Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010

Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.

Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose

by Whitay December 4, 2010

Speed Bunny

A gorgeous woman who loves hot rods, motorcycles, traveling, and sex positivity! You can find her at car/motorcycle shows and just being stunning!

“I’m a speed bunny”

by Catiekitten March 4, 2019

Speed Limit

What is the speed limit? I don't know just go as fast as you want!

The speed limit is useless, just go as fast as you want to

by iijay May 15, 2022

Speed suck

When a girl gives you a blow job so fast, you cum before getting fully erect

She speed sucked me last night

by Crackycraker June 3, 2021

Speed Buggy

The 1973-1974 cartoon about the sputtering flying human car, or the human car itself.

Harun, Hayden and Hakeem all enjoy watching Speed Buggy.

Speed Buggy's numbers are 70 and or 51.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019