Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis

Do you play the spam clarinet?

by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019

spamming-tree

When using reply all to respond to a message of over 1000 people to convey that you didn't want the email.

Sir, we have an alert for a serious spamming-tree incident currently plaguing the global group dynamic list for all employees.

by KeinoBombastic June 26, 2023

Spam Knuckles

A fighter - professional or otherwise who, win or lose, lacks the punching power to knock you out.

"Come on Spam Knuckles is that all you've got for me?"

by Reguez June 21, 2016

Peach and Spam

when a person that you have sexual/romantic interest in but is sadly ugly/republican

man that guy is such a peach and spam

by Todd__V November 09, 2022

spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

by Pax September 16, 2003

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005

ya spam

An quick precise reaction to an outburst of words from another person.

Hugo: 'what the f*&k you playing at, blah blah blah blah blah blah....ect ect'
Joe: 'ya spam'

by rIcarus August 23, 2006