soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
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Bebus soda

The mixture of multiple bodily fluids held in a jug of bull sperm.
(You need to bathe in it to join the bebus cult).
Guy1: I needed to bathe in bebus soda to get in bebus cult.

Guy2:ewww wtf
by A imposter December 22, 2020
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honey...soda

The best and baddest bitch ever thier cosplayes are so fucking amazing I can't
Hater : Oh No! honey...soda cosplayed again

Miya (that's me the bad bitch) : *beats up and cuts limbs off and throws into fire* honey...soda is hot
by MiyaKomaeda April 04, 2021
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Canadian soda

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.
Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.
by GreyMatterTripp December 07, 2016
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Sympathy Soda

An unopened/unused beverage (usually in a can or bottle) that was intended for drinking but gets put back in the refrigerator and swapped for a cold one later.
Before going to bed, Michael grabbed a can of cola and took it with him. When he woke up the next morning he took the sympathy soda downstairs and put it back in the fridge and went to a coffee shop.
by TheFridgeRaider September 02, 2023
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daniel soda garlic

daniel:
daniel is a soda, sofa, and garlic mixed into one. an alternative name for daniel is daniela as well. daniel often has man moments and lives under a rock. you can ask him if he knows what spongebob is and he’ll have no idea. he also wears unnecessary baggy pants that are to baggy, for the word baggy. daniel also lives in an orange
daniel soda garlic is a guy who stinks and lives under a rock. he also had a cat named horchata
by danielstinks123 September 05, 2021
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Club soda

Club soda
by February 04, 2021
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