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twizzle smacked

the piont of being so shit faced drunk and/or high that you have no rememberance of any events of the night.
damn i was so twizzle smacked last night.
by girlgonewild4444 November 7, 2009
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Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
by tmastaslice December 3, 2009
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Power Smack

Borat gave a Power Smack to his lady friend after his home country won the World Cup of Soccer.
by mollsballz December 9, 2008
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smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.
Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009
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powder smack

The act of dousing one's hand in powder such as talcum or baby powder and then smacking a bitch ass trick in the mouth.
My bottom bitch came up short on my funds and I had to powder smack the bitch ass hoe!
by Cleveland Post March 5, 2014
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smacked with a burner

A person so ugly that he or she appears to have been pistol whipped
Stfu you're smacked with a burner
by DJCinFree1 April 13, 2014
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hole smacking

1. Specifically referring to the act of smacking a flaccid penis on a vagina or anus.

(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)
I couldn't get completely hard so I ended up doing about 45 seconds of hole smacking and then I asked her to make me a sandwich.
by deadsleepdead May 16, 2014
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