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twice-shat mofoe

this term is related from a scientific dialogue between to bio-scientists.

"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."
A: roosters do have genitals!

B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .

A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...

B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .

A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...

B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"

A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...

B:love the ending

A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...

B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .
by Dr. Shat February 4, 2009
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Fa Shat ne' Fine

Awesome; Fine as in how a person looks.
Hey she looks Fa Shat ne' Fine!. That is Not Fa Shat ne' Fine!
by Scruffy Yak December 7, 2010
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Priya Shastri

Often known as a piglet usually with a giant ass forehead. Capable of being mug time to time but is incapable of being competent in solving numerical problems.
Me: can you believe I got an F in math?!?!
Friend: omdsss ur such a Priya Shastri do I know u
by Shadow90 February 8, 2019
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shasturbate

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.
I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.
by LeDouche December 9, 2008
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Shat

I'm going to shat in your eye.
Don't shat on me.
What the shat?!?
Oh, no. I stepped in dog shat.
Your face looks like a pile of shat.
I just shat.
by The Shatster October 11, 2003
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Shat In His Car

definition of raping someones face hole, normally during a video game, especially CoD. Also used for expressing jubilation after meleeing someone in his/her eye socket.
John: Shit man they're planting the bomb at A
Fred: No worries dude I just went and shat in his car.
by doggies May 18, 2010
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Shasta

For a girl: Boobs.
For a guy: Penis.
That girl has shasta's.
That guy has a shasta.
by YourFather September 24, 2006
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