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quasi-retarded

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.
"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."
by serd12 July 6, 2018
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gummed retard

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )
"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"
by Ali5guy February 27, 2019
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White Retard

A hood rat white person who acts ghetto as one would say “black” and forgets he is a white city boy acting like a retard

Ex. Daniel Hernandez
“Daniel, do you forget that you’re white? You’re a fucking white retard”
by Eric Andre ! May 11, 2019
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Lil Retard

The older brother of lil weirdo and is equally as fucking retartded
lil weirdo: wanna go rape a cat?
Lil Retarda: Sounds fun
by bjfg January 7, 2020
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lil retard

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Super Retard

Someone who surpasses the Stupidness of a normal Retard Or lacks a large amount of Self Awareness
Did you hear that Jack is now classified as a Super Retard?
by Rathy June 18, 2020
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