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fuckin' retard

A person who is stupidly annoying ... usually used when you can't think of a comeback.
Girl: Get a life

Boy: You fuckin' retard
by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017
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retard strength

When sufficiently angered, the mentally handicapped show immense gains in their physical strength, not unlike the Incredible Hulk.
Person1: "One time, one the set of Life Goes On, Kellie Martin pranked that kid that played Corky. Well he got so mad he punched her squre in the face and gave her a concussion!"

Person2:"Well, that's retard strength for you!"
by Retard Joe December 22, 2006
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Retard

Jimmy: 2+2=51
Tom: Jimmy You are a retard
by FrizzlePlayz April 27, 2017
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Intelligent Retard

An otherwise smart person who acts like a complete retard for unknown reasons. The intelligent retard usually lurks in universities wasting other people's time by making stupid or irrelevant comments repeatedly in order to (a) hear the sound of their own voice, (b) sound smart, or (c) make a retarded contribution to a coversation. They also have been known to repeat other peoples concise comments in a round-about twenty minute long narrative. There is no escape from the intelligent retard once they get going. Ignoring or shunning only has moderate success. Usually, you have to let their verbal diarrhea run it's course.
Teacher: Today we will be discussing ethical standards of practice

Intelligent Retard: (interrupts) I've read that according to the CPA guidelines................... (twenty minutes later)... so that's what I feel is correct.

Random Student: What an intelligent retard!
by Ann8424 July 19, 2010
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Insta-Cum Retraining

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
by YAWA June 13, 2018
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point of no return

The moment just before you have an orgasm and ejaculate. You cant stop the semen from coming out, it just comes. It is and unstoppable force of nature. There is no holding it back.
Jonny didnt want to ejaculate, but he hit the point of no return and it was all over. His semen filled his lovers mouth....she was so angry she spit it at him.
by JiZZmaster696969 June 21, 2006
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