reflex 99

Gaming term crossover. Reference to Pro Evolution statistics, one of which is Reflexes. The highest value is 99, hence when someone has reacted very quickly this phrase can be used. Also implemented sarcastically.

"Dude, nice catch - reflex 99!"

"Reflex 99, jackass."

by fwubba August 26, 2005

Reflectory

1. adjective form of reflect (reflect in this case meaning to look back on, not a surface)

2. a business that sells photo albums, journals, yearbooks and memorabilia that allows one to reflect

1. The tone of his paragraph was reflectory.

2. The schoolteacher surreptitiously visited the reflectory to purchase yearbooks for the past 3 years after she forgot the name of a student she had taught.

by a_little_pixelated October 11, 2009

Benson reflex

The swift and automatic dismissal of an individual’s humorous comment, especially if the comment is an annaism

Person A: They don’t sell lucazade in boots anymore
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: Because it runs out the lace holes!
Person A: What!! I'm just going to turn around now.
Person B: How rude.
Person A: Sorry, it was a Benson reflex

by Sam Benson, Tom Whitting December 1, 2006

bronze reflection

a reflection in a mirror when one sees tons of black men around him/her who are ready to rape/stick their dicks inside the person's holes

Last night, I swear I had a bronze reflection. It was horrible.

by Greg Johanson January 16, 2008

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

Vagina Reflector

Someone or Something so hideous that will make a girl stay away from at all costs.

Guy 1: Hi my names Jordan, I like penis!
Girl 1: Ewww!!
Guy 2: Dude you're such a Vagina Reflector

by Zeldas12 January 3, 2010

butt nugget release aparatus

The area of the human body in which human waste is removed from the rear bowel.

"Kik, my butt nugget release aparatusis very swollen I think I may have a waste back-up!" says Dew

by kiki/Dew December 12, 2007