receiding haired manlet

A person whose hairline is receding. This person is also a manlet aka short man who wishes he was tall.

Wow johnson look at that receiding haired manlet over there.

damn hes short, I didn't know that they exsisted.

by bobby light69696969 October 27, 2009

Racket a skank

An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus. Whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. Sometimes referred to as "racketing".

"What do you think Goatse can fit up there?"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"

by Oti March 9, 2008

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Racker

1. being really really awesome
2. a person who does stuff that are retarded but cool in a way

1.
dude 1: i got a $150 hoodie
dude 2: nice
dude 1: i know
dude 1: here, ill show you
*shows a really awesome hoodie*
dude 2: racker!!!

2.
guy 1: i jumped off a cliff yesterday
guy 2: haha wtf
guy 2: how high?
guy 1: just about 8ft
guy 2: wow racker!

by the dantey April 23, 2009

Halloween Recession

It it what happens a few days after Halloween. After all the good candy is gone. You have gone from eating Snickers and Kit Kats to Smarties and Jolly Ranchers. When this happens..you have a Halloween Recession on your hands.

The Halloween Recession has hit at our house. We are down to the hard candies and dums dums.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife November 10, 2010

recessionista

Someone who makes do with what they have in these tough old financial times, and looks fabulous whilst doing it.

Morgan: I don't know how Mary manages to always look so damn fine - last time I checked we were getting the same salary...

Nicci: I think she does that whole second-hand store, bargain bin thing.

Amy: Yeah man, she's just a regular recessionista.

by AydeKay March 23, 2009

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012