Quimdip

A colloquial English term for a quick session of ugly bumping. Or making the beast. Often pulled in daytime, or even in the workplace, these torrid couplings are usually five hurried, furious minutes of sweaty rutting, and another 20 minutes hiding semi naked behind the photocopier while your bosses secretary rattles off 400 copies of her holiday photos.

"You children sit here quietly in the beer garden until Mummy gets back from the Bar. me and your Aunty Taniqua are just going in the pool room for a quimdip.

by Mythconsepchewalist September 26, 2011

quifficient

quick and efficient; performing or functioning in the quickest and most effective possible manner with the least waste of time and effort

A good employee will complete the task in a quifficient manner.

by grrois December 17, 2012

Quimbran

When a woman is on her period and the blood clots in her pubic hair looking like All Bran cereal.

Dude, I couldn't go there, she was all quimbran.

by MuBoo January 6, 2013

quiff game

how good your hair (quiff) looks; how high it is; how good it stands

dang zachs quiff game is on point right now

by sweeeeqg June 1, 2014

Quimby

A quimby is the left behind gas from a fart that stays trapped in a porous or padded surface.

After eating Mexican food a person may find themselves leaving a large quimby in the couch cushions.

by LucasViaKimura October 7, 2015

Quimp

A gay man, usually from an upper class upbringing. Likes to solicit poorer younger men.

"Yo, are you a gay pimp or something"
"Nah mate, Imma Quimp"

by TheBigDC October 23, 2015

quieffish

A quiefish is the art of quieffing underwater.

We were swiming and didnt know that my mom was quieffishing

by Yumbum87 April 6, 2016