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Froggy Punch

When a women is bouncing up and down on a man and the man is about nut, the women realizes this and draws back and punches him in the face, hard. The man is so surprised from this action that he loses the momentum of his orgasm and the women, just having bought some additional time, is now able to achieve a magnificent orgasm that she otherwise would have missed out on.
Wife - So I was riding my husband froggy style last night and noticed he was about nut and I wasn't even close yet.

Friend of wife - What did you do?

Wife - I froggy punched that 2 minute bastard.

Friend of wife - I bet that stopped him from getting off.

Wife - You're damn right it did. He says its works better at stopping him from nutting than thinking about his 2 old and overweight grandmothers scissoring together.

Friend of wife - Wow! I'm going to have to start froggy punching my husband too!

Wife - You totally should.
by rshane01 January 12, 2013
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spiked punch

Punch filled with alcohol. Mostly at high school parties.
Man that punch made me feel bad.

Dude that was spiked punch.
by Korathius April 22, 2016
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hog punching

Traditionally, only the women. It's an ancient martial arts fighting technique that was developed by a lost Amazonian tribe of Boobarian indians. Scholars surmise that this brutal form of combat was initially developed to tenderize the pork they ate but the women of the tribe soon realized that it worked well keeping the men folk of the tribe ... See Morein line. The technique was lost as the tribe died out. In the early 1900's and young female schloar learned through research that she was a decendant of the Boobarian tribe. Her family had moved to Pittsburgh when she was young. Through careful study and practice, she revitalized the "hog" punch techniques. That woman was none other than Sarah's great great great grandmother, Mertle Boos. And the rest as they say is history. The technique has been passed down ever since to many generations of Boos women. Or at least that's how my Uncle Cliff Clavin told the story. :)
Sarah the Boobarian got mad and started hog punching every guy in the room.
by BoopyGato January 11, 2010
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donkey punching

when gettin down anal style punchin the spine of the girl you're with (not hard unless you're both into that shit) so her muscless contact for when you pop
i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it
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Scorpion Punch

To jab your middle finger in someones ass or vagina and then curl the finger and pull out fast.
after a long hard day at work I like to give my wife a good scorpion punch.
by travis Luce February 23, 2004
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falcon punch

The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.
Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"
by ShinUeki November 3, 2007
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