Purse First Ass Last

If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.

Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"

Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."

Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."

Ho - "Yes Daddy"

by AnTione Tha Don November 12, 2010

lil' wayne's boot purse

apperently its what lil' wayne keeps his pistol in when he walks around. its a very fashonable accessory which you can obtain by killing lil' wayne and prying it from his cold dead hands....good luck

"i got my gun in my boot purse"
lil' wayne's boot purse
from the song right above it by lil' wayne

by will'wayne February 20, 2011

Pulled a Bob

To do something really averagely. Called pulling a Bob since bob is such a common name.

-Hey, whatcha get on the physics test?
-Pulled a Bob on that one.. got a C.

by Diksha Gupta May 5, 2008

Pulled a Jenni

When playing with a group of friends in a video game, one friend declares to go on a murderous rampage. The person will spend most of the time in the game mercilessly hunting down and killing the friends, and sometimes other random players, for their own enjoyment.

Man! My friends and I were playing GTA V last night, and the entire time *person* wouldn't stop killing us!
Sounds like they really Pulled a Jenni.

by Epic J June 4, 2015

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

Pulled a Rachel

Definition: What someone says when another person does something extremely cute.

Background: Rachel is extremely cute.

Aww, she pulled a Rachel.

by Anthony Cradit March 19, 2005

Pulled a Kue

1. To play an online game and completely miss the opportunity to show your worth.

1. "Ohh shit, I almost pulled a kue this server and missed my launch time."

2. "Hey, did you hear about JoeBob?"

"No"
"Yea he pulled a kue last round. Hopefully this server he gets his shit together."
"Yea no kidding."

by Seph_Plinko November 11, 2009