puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

Pufflepuss

A crusty dried up lot lizard. Survives solely on cheap vodka and fried egg.

I picked the Pufflepuss up at the bus stop; that was my first mistake.

by ruabadfish2 November 27, 2017

Puffalottapus

A rare form of pufflepuss
A transformation that occurs when the puffle tries to share wisdom with those around her..
The pufflepuss believes she is a knowledgeable being. However, all studies to date have shown the pufflepuss to have the IQ of a fly and in reality doesn’t even have the ability to learn

That motherfucking puffalottapus needs to die.

by ruabadfish2 November 27, 2017

PUFFDOG

P.- Painfull
U.- Urinating

F.- From
F.- Flying
D.- Donkeys
O.- Oral
G.- Glans

My Pet Has PUFFDOG
I got PUFFDOG from the donkey outside

by PHAT PUG May 3, 2018

puff some pot

A term that a white person made to say” smoke some weed”

“Just puff some pot, relax, and let your thoughts drift through your awareness like you were watching a movie. Ahh bliss”

by Ksrwhtvr April 27, 2019

Puff-meister

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.

Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.

by Bear Man Sr. February 8, 2020

Puffer Chips

Like gifts in a box of Cracker Jacks, Puffer Chips are the treat in a bag of potato chips. Gently remove and devour the Puffer Chips when you open a new bag! Biting on a Puffer Chip releases an exhilarating puff of air straight from the factory as you bite down on this delicacy.

In a bag of potato chips, Puffer Chips are the subset of chips that have bubbles where the layer split in two....making those special chips an airy salty treat.

by LadyLyles March 14, 2020