Pufflepuss

A crusty dried up lot lizard. Survives solely on cheap vodka and fried egg.

I picked the Pufflepuss up at the bus stop; that was my first mistake.

by ruabadfish2 November 27, 2017

Puffalottapus

A rare form of pufflepuss
A transformation that occurs when the puffle tries to share wisdom with those around her..
The pufflepuss believes she is a knowledgeable being. However, all studies to date have shown the pufflepuss to have the IQ of a fly and in reality doesn’t even have the ability to learn

That motherfucking puffalottapus needs to die.

by ruabadfish2 November 27, 2017