vanilla pudding

Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.

Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-

Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!

I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.

That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.

by GothicDeath November 16, 2010

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banana pudding

you stick ya dick in some banana puddin then slap a bitch in the face wit it

banana pudding that bitch

by amber adam brock quinn January 9, 2008

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pud blood

what you get all over your dick and balls after having unprotected sex with a woman who is on the rag

jerry knew that he would have some pud blood to clean up after porking his menstruating wife, but he didn't care because jerry is a fat disgusting hairy bastard.

by MOGULMOGES December 14, 2010

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Punjabi Pudding

1. Slang for human feces. aka Pudding Pants

2. Used jokingly about manure See: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Origin from Punjab based on the 5 rivers of Punjab. It has been socially acceptable to defecate in public, so the Five Rivers are pretty polluted.

1. "Sounds like someone has some Punjabi Pudding that needs to attended to," says the mother as she passes the wailing baby to her husband.

2. Let's fix Bob's wagon - we'll send him over some Punjabi Pudding after he eat's the Rocky Mountain Oysters!"

by punjabistar June 5, 2018

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