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reprisal procedure

Noun.

A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.
"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"

"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."
by David Wright Orange Park April 23, 2008
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Peanut Butter Procedure

A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"

After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.
Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"

Broski: "Really? So its Over?"

Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."
by Hammer Krew April 26, 2009
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project

a evil thing to make good students do given by evil teachers. it wastes time and never learns anything.
Joe: do we have to do this project?
Teacher: yes, do it.
Joe: i won't learn anything.
Teacher: okay, don't do it.
by Alex Kelley May 29, 2008
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Projectile Dysfunction

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex
I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)
by Prince2011 October 14, 2011
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Mini Project

This is a term commonly used by lazy people that like to buy themselves time before doing a simple piece of work. The term was originally invented as an alternative to 'business as usual' so that those unable to do these simple pieces of work did not feel small or stupid.
"It is a mini project, it needs requirements. No its not a search, it is an email"
by I'm actually a real witch! September 8, 2009
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prejection

When someone rejects you prior to you showing interest, just in case you might like them/ Someone mentioning that they are taken or busy at length when you're having an unrelated conversation.
"What's everyone doing tonight?"
"Oh my GIRLFRIEND and I might have plans, I'm not sure"
"now that's some prejection"

Someone letting you down easy when you weren't ever interested in the first place.
by lucy blew February 23, 2009
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tingle-probe

Any of the five terminating members of the hand. A digit of the forelimb. Finger.
As victory became certain, the evil genius gleefully wiggled his tingle-probes.
by Conwhore the Terrible September 26, 2007
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