pregnant

A woman who looks fat because she is having a baby!

Graham: Eww! You look so fat! Lose some weight!
Hailey: I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant!

by aarondaelephanttipple June 23, 2018

Pregnant Seahorse

When you anal-ize a pregnant woman in a bathtub.

"Last night Sally and I did the Pregnant Seahorse. It was awesome. I was blinded by the awesomeness of how awesome the awesome seahorse was."

by Trevor and Robert April 30, 2009

Pregnants

Pregnant women. They're like they're own species; they deserve a special word of their own.

A pregnant: "I'm gonna run to the bank."

A non-pregnant: "why don't you just drive? It's faster."

Non-pregnant #2: "Yeah. Pregnants can't run!"

by Disgustipat3d July 20, 2011

oral pregnancy

You get it from oral sex.

:@
that's my mouth, giving forth life
oral pregnancy
you get it form oral sex

by NotARapist April 21, 2005

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

Suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant

To hit a bong taking one entire bowl into the lungs at once.

Yo bro, you know what you gotta do?

No what?

you gotta suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant!

*takes big bong hit*

by 0144spud October 11, 2011

Pregnancy Pain

The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"

Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?

1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".

Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".

2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"

Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"

Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"

by PregnancyPain?Pah. March 28, 2010