pootainment

Using your device to entertain yourself while you poo.

Damn! I forgot my phone, no pootainment this poo.

by XoWJoX April 16, 2015

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

POOtanSEE

The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.

I licked her from her elbow to her POOtanSEE.

by MONKEY-JUNK July 13, 2016

popa bear

A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.

That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.

by MuffinMuncher 1984 December 2, 2017

poota toot

1. Someone who likes to just let some serious air go.
2. A name when you give your friend when he/she farts continuously

1. Wow that girl over there is such a poota toot
2. I always call my friend a poota toot.

by ItsJustMeSally December 10, 2017

popacockie

A homie or another word to call a friend
Pronounced Pop• ū• cock• ie

Yo whats up, popacockie?
Popacockie, nice shoes.

by My name jeff or popacockie May 6, 2018

Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018