Poptartt

Weirdo/ corny goofy ass person

Her: my weave itches

Him: wtf you a poptartt ass b****

by CityGirl Crazyyy May 10, 2019

Poostained titties

When one is having sex with a woman and shits on her tits

Billy:"hey baby I hope you don't mind if I give you poostained titties"
Mary:"what?!"
Billy:*shits all on Marie's titties* "ewww that was mad stanky yo!"

by Smelly weenie jiz June 2, 2019

poopstain

The action of rushing palace in A site mirage in an aggressive manner usually with p90s

"Hey lets rush poopstain"

by lamppiss August 16, 2019

Postal Pickle

Trend initiated in Germany in the early 2010s, originating from the older rural hospitality custom of sending a guest home with a jar of pickles or other preserves. The recent modern practice of including a pickle with gifts of gratitude or invitation has been popularized in western European countries, the US, and Canada.

Earlier related adoptions in the west (US/CAN) include pickles accompanying deli sandwiches or other 'working man' lunches (particularly common in the US tri-state area, given the large European immigrant community).

Bro! You got a postal pickle?! That's so sweet, she must really want you back...

by postalfiend62 August 18, 2019

postapocalypse

When the LMS God devours the news feed.

"Fuck. Time to LMS! Eric's starting to Postapocalypse again."

by Lms God September 2, 2019

PoopStalking

Busting in on your husband in the bathroom just to hear his logs hit the water.

Mindy was poopstalking Tom while she was on the phone with me.

by Jinx411 October 13, 2019

postability

How easy and enjoyable a specific post is.

Portability is based off the physical location and the situation which you are in at the time you post.

Logan’s room is very postable. Postability:10/10

by lilmanjo November 17, 2019