pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.

mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.

by Nick Danger Brother January 06, 2022

Sniffle Pickle

A large, hairy creature from Wakefield Massachusetts. It loves sweeping, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Bison and it’s favorite song is “Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. It has an uncanny resemblance to Luciano Pavarotti.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy that looks like Luciano Pavarotti!?

Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!

by Bobo the Jizz Lord November 15, 2020

Hanging Pickle

When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.

Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.

Mom: You got a hanging pickle.

Son: Shit!

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Pickle Pulp

Male ejaculate.

My girlfriend was being difficult, as most women are with deciding what to eat, so I decided to give her 1 USDA organic serving of my pickle pulp onto her RBF when she was looking at menu's on her phone.

by Chief_Pooh_Nanny May 27, 2021

pickle rick

morty. i turned myself into a pickle. what the fuck.

'i make so much green they call me pickle rick'

by bigsexymf6969 November 09, 2020

Pickle Switch

Military slang used to refer to the ordinance release button in aircraft. Distinct from the trigger underneath the index finger.

He watched the missile separate from his wing as he depressed the pickle switch.

by ThexLoneWolf May 22, 2022

pickle problem

when people do not like pickles. it is not a personal problem, it is a pickle problem. like what is wrong with you!

joe: “i hate pickles!”
kyle: “sounds like a pickle problem to me tbh joe”
joe: “well kyle, fuck you”

kyle: “again a pickle problem.”

by 🍆🤮🤤 April 24, 2021