yellow penguin

an evil penguin who often tricks people and then stabs them. very sneaky like a ninja.

Person 1: My dad died last night.
Person 2: What?! How??
Person 1: The YELLOW PENGUIN.

by harrow13 February 5, 2012

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

Penguin pal

A friend of penguins, often characterized by penguin merchandise they own, such as stuffed, radio controlled, and puppet penguins, a true lover of the penguin, in all of its forms

Man, you're such a penguin pal, I hope someday to be as cool as you!

by $Dan December 30, 2008

club penguin

A dating website for teens, using virtual penguins. You can try and finesse the players and get them back to your igloo for some fun.

I met this really cute blue penguin on club penguin tonight

by clout_dance_lit123 February 6, 2018

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.

I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

by mr.grundle-chode May 5, 2011

sticky penguin

Cum on a girl kick her in the twat and make her waddle like a penguin

I gave her a sticky penguin

by Nasstynate November 25, 2013

Angry Penguin

An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.

See also Angry Pirate

You gave your girl friend an Angry Penguin.

by Binary Nation September 12, 2004