palm-n-joi

Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.

Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.

by Arnie Grape June 29, 2023

slimy palm flopper

actually fucking retards

“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

slimy palm flopper

actual fucking retard

“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

Palm Tree

Very tall object and/or person; Because palm tree can be very tall in real life.

1. He is such a palm tree.
2. Ask your palm tree friend to help you grab the object on the upper shelf.

by sharerainbows March 15, 2023

Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

by Drahky96 October 17, 2023

Palm Springs Nachos

Fisting a youthful man with cheddar cheese, jalapeños, and a robust enchilada sauce

I got wasted on Arenas last night in Palm Springs, and ended up making Palm Springs Nachos

by Cryptic 617 May 13, 2023

Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.

Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*

by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023