palm zombie

Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.

I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!

by eroticboy December 17, 2012

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 07, 2013

PALM DAWG

Leader of the Deukalyptus 010 D gang of north palma de mallorca. He is the illest mf alive, he will fw yo girl n shoot u if u mess wit him

Damn… Palm Dawg fd my bih

by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 21, 2025

PALM-DAWG

The illest mf alive, he got that big, ferocious, veiny ahhh dih and he gon give it to yo girl ong. He a crazy mf. He gon shoot u if u say sum shi about him fr

Damn, Palm-Dawg f'd my bih.

by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 21, 2025

Palm-a-vagina

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).

"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"

by Cool4Katz May 05, 2021

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 06, 2022