palm-n-joi

Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.

Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.

by Arnie Grape June 29, 2023

Palm-Toss

The action done when approach by a female whom you may want to have sex with for only carnal means, however her personality is not agreeable to yours, sex is then conducted from afar by ejaculation into the hand then slinging towards said female.

" I tried hooking up with her, she's hot but she's a bit of a bitch, going to broadside her with a palm-toss later"

by Sam Sadist May 22, 2021

jutting palm-roof

Under the shade of a palm roof.

Hey Lay on a mat outside his hut under the shade of the jutting palm-roof.

by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020

Palme Shaken

Palme Shaken means to beat ur meat.

Ich shake jetzt meine Palme means Im gonna jack off now Palme Shaken

by Flachland February 19, 2019

To duke a palm

A phrase. Meaning - to masturbate

Definition: He is kinda sus. Looks like the palm isn't duked
Go duke a palm dude
I'm off. It's time to duke a palm

by Dobby2008 December 11, 2021

slimy palm flopper

actual fucking retard

“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013