dump pumpkin 

a prank involving using a pumpkin as a container for human fecal material is left to decompose for several days yielding a vat of rancid shit, festering and ready to be cast upon the porch, driveway, or vehicle of an unsuspecting often deserving individual or family; this prank is commonly used between the dates of October 25th and November 6th (when pumpkins are readily available) ;often associated with hatred of a specific individual, race, culture, or political affiliation

Stu: Hey what do you want to do tonight?

Steven: I just remembered we have several partially decomposed totally rancid dump pumpkins left from Halloween.

Brock: Lets go throw those on Laurens doorstep!

John: Yeah, that way shit and decomposed pumpkin meat will explode on her personal property and cause the odor to permeate in to the brick and/or concrete, leaving her porch smelling of festering veggie shit.

dump pumpkin by mimagarooski January 15, 2009

African Pumpkin Tossing 

Another term for Basket Ball.

You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"

African Pumpkin Tossing by hanselhavoc April 3, 2009

Slutty Pumpkin

Another name for the one who got away. A reference to HIMYM Season 1, Episode 6. Ted returns to a Halloween party every year in search of the girl he met many years ago. He never found out her name and hasn't seen her since.

I met her that night and never saw her agian. I didn't even know her name. She is my slutty pumpkin.

Slutty Pumpkin by B. Stinson June 7, 2009

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012

cheater cheater pumpkin eater 

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.

kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!

cheater cheater pumpkin eater by ohmyfuckingod July 27, 2010

the frost is on the pumpkin 

Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.

When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse

Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!

the frost is on the pumpkin by paulpaxman September 4, 2009

Modern Pumpkin Shit 3 

Cr1TiKaL's name for Modern Warfare 3 in his Fun Tactics episode MW3 Fun Tactics The Stinger and The Package on youtube.

Cr1TiKal: Hey whats up everybody it's Cr1TiKal and this video is for Modern Pumpkin Shit 3.

Modern Pumpkin Shit 3 by jfdfdy November 26, 2011