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American Oven

When a person farts in a room and the others cover their face with their shirts and burp in order to disguise the fart.
Sadie just farted everyone American Ovened themselves
by LoL Jews January 8, 2010
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Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.
Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!
by Lenell Elliott February 1, 2008
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small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.
I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.
by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023
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albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.
Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.
by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014
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Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.
I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead
by anonymous September 8, 2021
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pumpkin dutch oven

Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.
by Bhaisaab April 27, 2014
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dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.
by CR&J January 13, 2018
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