Phantom of the Opera

The act of blowing your manly load upon approximately one half of your partner's face in such a way that they appear to be wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask.

Brad thought it would be classy if he gave the chick he brought home that night the old Phantom of the Opera, so just before he blew his wad he covered half of her face with a blanket. She was duly impressed at his ingenuity.

by Brosideon, King of the Brocean September 12, 2011

Operation Cacti

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.

Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.

by SpeZek July 25, 2008

Operation Barbarossa

An old German joke where you wanted to invade your Russian girlfriend's ass on a winter night but she manages to throw you out of the room

Johann had planned an operation Barbarossa with Alekandra, but felt emptiness the next morning.

by Covidnazi August 15, 2020

reverse Operation game

role-playing game; opposite of Operation board game; objective is to ring buzzer with organ

It's called the reverse Operation game. You put the organ in and try to make the buzzer ring.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

United Nations peacekeeping operation

The use of personnel to maintain already existing peace by monitoring arms control agreements and/or a demilitarized zone in an area where violence threatens to break out, organized under the direction of a United Nations treaty or agreement, for example the creation and use of an outer space peacekeeping agency under as described in the Space Preservation Treaty.

The United States is the only obstacle to establishing support for a peacekeeping operation in space by refusing to ratify the Space Preservation Treaty.

by C. Caleb Jewett, debater (Don't card this as evidence or you will lose rounds and respect.) August 2, 2004

operation iraqi penis

president bush is against masturbation (www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity), so he wanted to INVADE Iraq to circumcise all iraqi males and teach them to stop masturbating (what heppened to sistani.org? bush wants to cover his mistakes!). Since females in iraq are very private, trying to do anything of that sort to them, would cause most muslims to hate the u.s. so bad, that it wouldn't be worth it. Even the great bush jr. is afraid of the islamic world to some extent (see him ticking lately?)

operation iraqi penis was later abondoned, when it was found out that Islam does not allow people to masturbate anyhow, and they do a good job of following. (but the great little bush still closed the access of sistani.org, and some others to cover his mistakes)

by mean while he turned people's attention on catching bin laden March 24, 2004

elevator operator

racial term for black people

"hey kurt, i almost got in a fight today..."
'oh yea? was it with one of them elevator operators?'
"yeeeeeeaa"

by Ryan WWWW July 7, 2006