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mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open
"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"
by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009
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boot list

A competitive list of those of your friends who have vomited after drinking much alcohol. Usually, a "boot" consists of any and all alcohol related vomit in that one drinking session. Taking the lead on the boot list is a shameful act reserved for pussies and chicks who hang out too much with guys.
Dude, that's three, you've tied for the top of the boot list!

Aw, shit...
by Trojan Hall October 3, 2006
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crying indian list

The 'crying indian' list is a list of people whom have been observed as failing to wash their hands after using the restroom, and is often kept informally in the workplace as a way of identifying unsanitary co-workers. The name of this list is derived from the Keeping America Beautiful campaign in which a crying indian was used to highlight the growing problem of pollution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_America_Beautiful).

Members of the Crying Indian List may be granted 1 of 2 levels of membership; level-1 and level-2. Level-1 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after urinating. Level-2 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after defecating.
Dude, don't shake hands with Ted. He's a level-2 crying indian list member.
by cryingindian4 October 18, 2008
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Herbified Guest List

To be in the company of like individuals whom enjoy smoking marijuana
In music:

Chronicles of ONE "The Kid Nextdoor is a pot head (Revolution in Stereo)"

"Well its the kush sh** stress test with the Herbified Guest list strap on you goofey boots it's time to get lifted..."
by Consigliere Tom Hagen December 29, 2009
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Roundhouse Kick List

A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.
Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."
by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015
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My down list

Atrocious nickname for a tracking database website called myanimelist. The website sometimes tend to go down and when they do it happens back to back often. People started making memes about how it goes down more...
MY ANIME LIST? MORE LIKE MY DOWN LIST. 😪
by CUMSE December 5, 2020
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People to rob list

It means you have something so nice, the person (giving the compliment) wants to “rob” you.
Person 1: “Fit Check?” insert selfie with expensive -looking clothing
Person 2: “you’re added to my ‘people to rob list’🤡
by Budderlover3873 June 5, 2022
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