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Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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orgy

Mass virus spreading event, similar to Trump rally, but instead of respiratory disease, STDs are being spread.
Person 1: I've been to that orgy, it was pretty fun.
Person 2: Dude, don't even come close to me, I don't want your HIV!
by MrBober August 5, 2021
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Polar Orgy

The chemical phenomenon in which semen mixes with Hydrochloric Acid.
Holy shit Mr. White look at the polar orgy that's happening in that beaker you just fucked!
by TheoLikesCheeseMoreThanJessica November 8, 2015
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Orgys

Orgys is a fucking legend and will remain as one till he dies
Orgys the fucking legend

Orgys the myth
by Orgyd November 21, 2021
mugGet the Orgysmug.

Learning Orgy

A group of students who get together to engage in learning at the same time. Synonymous for study group or study buddies. It tends to be a very social, casual environment where you fluidly exchange a knowledge on one particular subject. The best learning orgies tend to have 3-4 people any bigger and thing can get out of hand.
Thanks Eryn our learning orgy really helped me prepare me for my big test tomorrow.
by the flippant ninja November 19, 2011
mugGet the Learning Orgymug.

Orgi

A bitch that wishes she was dead and has
She a orgi
by Ya the truth August 23, 2021
mugGet the Orgimug.

Orgie

Orgie (collective noun) a group of Detectives.
Look at Matt, Brian, and Andrew. That’s an Orgie of Detectives right there!
by justhearforthecomments April 2, 2023
mugGet the Orgiemug.

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