1-800-not-a-real-number.com

1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.

2. used when someone asks you for your number

3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number

4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.

1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"

2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"

Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

3. John "What's Amber's new number?"

Danielle "Why do you need it?"

John "Uhhhh"

Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"

John "Blackmail her."

Danielle "No!"

John "Just tell me!!!"

Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)

4. Scott "How did you get his number?"

Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

by kadaeto January 13, 2011

number rape

when an undesirable individual takes your phone without asking and acquires your number by calling or texting themselves from your phone. Please remember that this is done without your permission. Sometimes the number rapist will call or text the victim the following day, often implying that the number was given with mutual consent.

Ew, that ugly guy totally number raped me at the game last night.

by mea2012 September 20, 2010

smith number

A smith number is any number whose sum of individual digits is also equal to the sum of the digits of its prime factorisation.

Smith numbers were named by Albert Wilansky of Lehigh University for his brother-in-law Harold Smith, who noticed the property in his phone number.

22 is a smith number because:
2+2 = 4
22 = 2*11
2+1+1 = 4
hence, 22 is a smith number.

by anon123456789 September 4, 2005

my number

you can't have it

oh sorry I don't have a phone you can't have my number

by $u€€¥ Q₩@€ January 12, 2021

Number Four

Taken from a movie or show that i cant remember, A number four is where two people simultaneously shit together, whilst holding hands.

Gary : Me and sean did a number four together
Luke : Seriously... how?
Gary : We took a shit in the town toilets and held hands under the cubicles
Luke : Oh God.

by LukeG33 January 18, 2011

Rule Number One

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.

Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.

by Mels 2 November 27, 2011

imaginary number

>The square root of a negative number.
>A number which you can think of which doesn't actually exist.

>(-1)^0.5 or the sqaure root of -1
= -1i.
>Hey, I just thought of a number that doesn't exsist.

by Adrian Roworth October 8, 2004