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Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.
Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha
by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011
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Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".
Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".
by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016
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Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours
by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022
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single

the definition of single, you.
"lol look it's single guy ahahahahah"
by hisoka marrow November 23, 2020
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Single Stare

Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.
I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.
by squirter November 15, 2012
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