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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015
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Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 17, 2014
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Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{
Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;
by Gayderade February 12, 2020
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sam norris

He is a guy who can be trusted by anyone. Girls think he is gorgeous and love that his uncle is Chuck Norris. Girls love him so much they doodle his last name with their first name while they day dream. His huge heart and charismatic personality pull people to him. His future wife is one lucky lady!
Look at that hot guy over there! That MUST be a sam norris.
by Freebirdsfly September 18, 2017
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Norris

This happens when a confrē / friend owes you money And gets a roundhouse kick str8 to the face in places like target, or wal- mart, because you caught their ass spending the money that they owed you on his or her own shit...
I saw that asshole Larry at Wal- wart yesterday and gave him a Norris so hard, that knocked some since back in him
by Guppy0420 January 12, 2022
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Norries

Kellie : Thanks for helping me out around the house

Dave : Norries
by B3lc43r October 27, 2024
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guac-chuck norris

Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.
When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.
by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020
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