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Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
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Think Note

A Think Note is a letter from your bank, reminding you that you made a banking error, like you didn't have enough money in your account, for a transaction or a purchase that you made (Online or at a local store). Some additional bank fees are also involved, with these error(s).
Account, Banking, Error, Mistake, Money, Checking, Debit Card, Fees, Think Note, Mail, Reminder
by Bootsy51 April 13, 2013
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the new galaxy note

"Say hi to the new galaxy note"
"Hi"
by lollySoph December 21, 2023
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Note-Tipping

Reading your revision notes right before an exam and when the exam starts, write down all the useful things from the notes onto the exam paper itself for reference.
Person 1: How did you get so high on the test?
Person 2: Oh, I just tried out Note-Tipping!
by paperarrow March 15, 2019
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take note

it’s like what me and my friend are saying instead of “period” because that shit is getting old.
me: That guy is so hot

my friend: oml ik
me: i’m gonna fuck him take note
by pseudosciences only September 27, 2019
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Charlie note

A rolled up note used for snorting a certain white substance
Dave gave me a rolled up Charlie note used for snorting my bag
by Myleftfoot1 January 25, 2025
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Scandal Noted

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.
"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."
by Challenger45 June 29, 2024
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