Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.

Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

Single

A lot of females (and some males) assume that any single guy deep down wants to find love (and sex especially) but is afraid of commitment, so he wants to stay single and be a swinger until he finds the right one. In reality, there are some people who are male and content being single and celibate, just like their are females who are content to live the same way. It's the way many females think a guy needs them to survive, or they'd be nothing and nobody if it wasnt for her that makes some guys even more content to be single and celibate.

The guy knew that there were just as many narcissistic and self-serving females in the world as their were narcissistic and selfish males (like himself, the asshole that he was) from experience in the world, and so he just stayed single, no matter who came up with a new rumor about him. There were too many people who had an obsession with living like they were in Hollywood all the time with their bullshit gossip and rumors, which even some of the people in Hollywood found irritating.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020

single penguin

Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers

pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin

by NaiNai1226 February 23, 2014

Single Hearted

You are broken hearted and probably have dyed hair

“She Is so Single Hearted”
“What a bitch”
“She sucked Jeremy last night”

by DaddyMwH November 7, 2021

Single Pringle Syndrome

Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other

Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.

Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?

Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single

Guy 2: Makes sense

by CarlosCartBook February 14, 2023