a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013

Nose Gut

A word used as a filler or randomly used in a conversation.

Just a random thing to say

-Hey Dude, What was the homework yesterday?

-It was like Pg. 696, problems... I don't know man, uhhhh, nose gut.

-Want some of my sandwich?

-No, nose guts!

by GutNose October 10, 2014

Nose fucking

The act of sticking your nose up a ass or pussy.

Man 1:"I heard nose fucking is pretty fun."
Man 2:"yeah it's pretty fun."

by I will give you a ear boner May 16, 2017

The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010

dink nose

a person who you are unsatisfied with in there actions or a person whom has part of a mans genitalia as a nose.

"you have a dink nose"

"what a dink nose"

by will thomson January 19, 2009

Nose hug

To squeeze somebody's between 2 fingers and turn it 180 to 360 degrees.

Known in the Germanophone world as "Nasenquackie"

When Julia was pulling my leg, I applied a nose hug to her face.

by bacioberlin June 21, 2011

Nose First

When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.

Man has a nose first down their

by Swfty50 April 21, 2021