noodle noccer

someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by

Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!

by Street's Disciple 89 June 11, 2007

Noodle tickeler

A girl who teases a guy to a full on hard on then walks away leaving him to suffer.

I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)

by B1tchchic January 23, 2008

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008

laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!

by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008

Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.

Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.

by pigcharm May 27, 2013

the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

by No name nun November 2, 2014