noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.

hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.

by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.

Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!

by Galfinkus October 25, 2010

Fresh Noodle

Your homie. That one kid that evry1 likes. He is the swaggiest kid aboard the ark, so swag that is he were a spell in Harry Potter, he would be called Wingardium Swagiosa.

Fresh Noodle: Hey kiddies! Fresh Noodle is in the house!!!

by jathatual November 6, 2016

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

sweet noodles

awesome, wicked, sick, etc

instead of "that was sick!"

"sweet noodles dude"

by threefish October 8, 2011

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley September 24, 2016