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fart ninja

One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.
After eating all that broccoli,I turned the whole dinner party into a bunch of fart ninjas.
by Dave Beyer July 30, 2008
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ninja looter

1) (n) (MMORPG) A player who loots and/or attempts to loot items (usually of significant rarity and value) without the permission of the group, especially one who loots items designed for other classes or one who loots all items of value immediately prior to leaving the group/raid/guild.

2) (n) (World of Warcraft) See Hunter
Felstriker? Obviously a Hunter weapon.
by Danin July 6, 2005
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ninja vs. pirate

This is a debate that is often held in such areas as internet forums, chat rooms, and even in actual places such as cafiterias, homes, and cars of teenagers.

The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing.

Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a smoke bomb to make it harder for the pirate to see, or just dodge the bullet. The ninja could then kill the pirate with any weapon in his arsenal, ranged or melee, such as using shuriken, a blow gun, or his katana to dispatch the pirate.

In most circles, it is beleived that a ninja would defeat a pirate in an even fight, such as in a grassy field where neither of them could use the terrain to their advantage.

Other examples of these "fantasy duels" are whether Batman could take Chuck Norris, Crab vs. Lobster, whether U.S.S Enterprise could take the Star Destroyer, Samas Aran vs. Master cheif etc...
Geek 1:Who do you think would win in a fight in aninja vs. pirate duel?
Geek 2: Hey dude, a pirate is all like "arr," and they carry guns, so they would win in a fight.
Geek 1: Nah, ninjas would waste pirates because ninjas actually trained. Pirates just got drunk all the time.
by Michael M. Smith October 4, 2006
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ninja slipper

a visible camel toe
yo man check out the hot asain with the ninja slipper bouncin around in spandex!
by thenewkrew September 7, 2006
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ninja invite

World of Warcraft term, lure someone to join your party or guild.
"we need a tank for an instance, but nobody wants to join. We need to ninja invite someone".
by Udame March 13, 2008
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Ninja Doser

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.
I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting
by Rastadubb August 25, 2009
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Ninjak

1. Already being a pro ninja, Ninjak is one of the only few ninjas whom play video games. Whether it be on Xbox live or the PC, Ninjak is there. Sometimes you see him and sometimes you dont. If you met him before then you'll realize why Chuck Norris is no longer a factor in danger. Ninjak has the tendecy to expose himself too much, but few thinks its an open invite to a challenge. There are several impersonators of Ninjak whom have made a bad example of him thus far. He may not be the best of the elite gamers but be glad he doesnt know where you live. Despite the dangers of Ninjak he is an all around great guy.

2. The art of masturbaiting in public without being spotted

3. An Interwebs Ninja
1. Holy Crap! I just nailed a headshot on Ninjak!

*hiding under quilt* OH god why did i piss Ninjak off!

I was questing with Ninjak the other day on bladefist.

2. I dunno but for some reason i have this odd feeling that guy Ninjak'd

3. That "Ask a Ninja" guy is basically another Ninjak
by TherealNinjak February 6, 2010
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