mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.

Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.

by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012

muster a buster

When you eat specific foods for the sole purpose of cutting what is intended to be a near window shattering fart.

I had it all figured out, eating all those highly flatulent foods and drinking all that beer, to most effectively muster a buster!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

cunt mustache

tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches

When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.

by Myrkal Phitz April 12, 2009

Cum Mustache

When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.

This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females

That guy gave his boyfriend friend a cum mustache the other day

by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

Hotsauce Mustache

A mustache of blood that appears on one's upper lip after eating a period blood soaked vagina.

That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.

by tstewstew July 7, 2011

sex mustache

If sex hair means what a girl's hair looks like after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks like after sex.

To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."

A mustache, post mustache ride.

by Emma Mara November 20, 2013